Friday, October 20, 2006


超好笑的! (請拉中提琴的朋友原諒肉丸子吧~~~~)


How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?
Write a whole note with "solo" above it.

What do you do with a dead violist?
Move him back a desk.

How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?
The bow is moving.

How was the canon invented?
Two violists were trying to play the same passage together.

How do you get a violin to sound like a viola?
  1. Sit in the back and don't play.
  2. Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

What's the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?
  1. half a measure
  2. a semi-tone