- How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?
- Write a whole note with "solo" above it.
- What do you do with a dead violist?
- Move him back a desk.
- How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?
- The bow is moving.
- How was the canon invented?
- Two violists were trying to play the same passage together.
- How do you get a violin to sound like a viola?
- Sit in the back and don't play.
- Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
- What's the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?
- half a measure
- a semi-tone