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How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?

Write a whole note with "solo" above it.

What do you do with a dead violist?

Move him back a desk.

How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?

The bow is moving.

How was the canon invented?

Two violists were trying to play the same passage together.

How do you get a violin to sound like a viola?

1. Sit in the back and don't play.
2. Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

What's the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

1. half a measure
2. a semi-tone

其他的看這裡.